IF YOU ARE OFF TO COURT: WHAT TO TAKE…

This is another question that I been asked on my Facebook page. (barredtalk) What are the kind of things would you need going into prison that first night? I will keep this striaghtforward & legal…

Prisons have different rules on what you can have, Infact some jails and officers just make their own mind up. They do have some policies & procedures to follow however, they use the old tactic…(If your face fits) This includes what can get sent in and so on. The only antidote is to expect to be annoyed… The reality is, don’t ask for nothing coz, your not getting nothing. If you enter reception and prison with that mentality, there is a chance you’ll have it half beaten…

Drop-in points, visits, post. (for friends or relatives to bring stuff for you). Without any prior notice it will be closed on random days; there may or may not be size limits; Posted in parcels will no-doubt be returned as the right paperwork is not enclosed. They will claim that something worth £2 is a “valuable item” because, that is their category and therefore not allow it; They will say that a belt is allowed in and then not allow it; A pillow or quilt cover with a clearly visible fireproof label will somehow not meet regulations. However, the below may help: As strange as these may sound, it is the only bit of advice that I can really think of… Without driving you insane…

Simple things like, wear a cheap watch to court, one that you are happy to have in prison. You should be allowed to keep it on and it’s a complete pain getting hold of one in some prisons. Not knowing the time may well start to drive you a little crazy inside, even though in bang-up, for the most part, it doesn’t matter.

Take everything you can in – they will go through your property and what you can’t keep you will get back at the end (very little ever goes missing from “property”) Which is strange, as its full of theives but, it’s a capital offence for another to nick your stuff. (Another post)

What to take into prison: All toiletries, some they may not let you have because, (your face don’t fit) you can buy it on “canteen” However, anything they do let you have will save you money on canteen and you can use it for something else. Pens and pencils crucial, Stamps, writing pad, envelopes, ruler, It varies what sorts are allowed in what prisons, so have a variety. As with above, you can buy them but, better to save the money. Furthermore, you will have to wait weeks till you get all your stuff from the prison canteen, as you are only allowed certain amount of money to spend each week.

Underwear, T-shirts, socks, boxers. Take several sets (seven or eight of each) Books as many as you can if you like reading. Again they may not let you because you can buy, but most officers will be fine with this)
A radio/alarm clock.Comfortable shoes, assuming you wear smart shoes to court. Trainers in a bag is a good idea with all your other stuff.
Cash about £100. That will give you a few weeks canteen money untill you get sorted and get your friends & family to post you more in.

If you are going to move from bang-up to a Cat D. (This means a closed prison to an open prison) it becomes useful to have things like CDs, stereo, plenty of clothes, knife fork, spoon, bedding, towel, etc. But, these are all things with low to zero probability of being allowed in a Cat B, (closed jail). Therefore, if you are sure that someone on the outside can bring those to the first Cat D visit, or send them in, don’t stress about taking them to prison – it will just be more stuff to deal with on the day of sentencing and more to go through with the officer at reception who want be happy that you’ve got loads of property.

It is useful to have one set of normal clothes though (in addition to the suit or whatever you wear to court) to be able to wear in the days between arriving at Cat D and getting your first visit. Tracksuits are an all round comfortable & wearable attire.

In all the circumstances, prison has a currency like any other community. Therefore, anything can be exchanged for anything else. A teabag for a spoonful of sugar. A t-shirt for a pair of sock ect…You get my drift. If you are short of something or you want to know something, prisons are full of answers….Maybe not the right one, but, someone will know… Best wishes!!!